Stan is a straight-shooter. Like it or not, he knows the way the world should be run. He loves his home, his family and life’s simple pleasures: A beer, music, his beloved pool and his wife’s boobs. Not necessarily in that order.
Stan may be a stickler for order, but chaos follows him at every turn, in both his home and his family-run business, Selective Hearing Aids. Heaven help anyone who messes with his lot in life: They may find rotten garbage dumped on their doorstep or a gun put to their head.
“If today was perfect, there would be no need for tomorrow.” ‒ anon